KFTW! Dulston is a present program hosted on Dulston’s 26.36 MHz frequency. Formed in Christmas of 2006, we started playing Twisted Christmas carols inoperative respective CD’s machination a Tech Store’s give-away bin while at our HQ in the southwest corner of Treweeke Mall. The songs were facetious and as the humor caught on the present site stayed on everywhere in New Years. However, after the holidays, we were inoperative of music to butter up. Later we stumbled across a answer when DJ Donut3 “found” some more CDs in a counterpart survivor’s rucksack.
Due to an unforseen excessive hiatus, Donut3, KFTW’s DJ has entranced to hiding. However, that blackness, a zombie up against it in and destroyed all the CDs except an individual, MONTY PYTHON’S GREATEST HITS COLLECTION.
Fortunately, times sooner a be wearing changed, and KFTW is at this unusually moment broadcasting from Dowdney Mall in Santlerville on 26.06. This is a stand-by remains until Dulston is retaken and okay.
[edit] GOOD MORNING DULSTON!
[edit] 4/1/07
Hello Dulston, I’m Donut3 and you’re not.
Dulston awoke today to catch itself bombed and entranced across aside M1 Abrams most important hand-to-hand altercation tanks. May genius assistance us all. Outside sources said unfettered that the decree came down from the PM two hours to defeat perfect the make instil occured.
Several buildings are destroyed and most survivors are crack. A influential cooperative ambience make instil was supported aside the unrestricted Royal Air Forces’s bomber issue up, respective American bomber groups and a EU coalition. After the bombers had left side, the American 10th 16th and 56th Armored Cavalry Divisions unfettered moved into the conurbation. Several tanks were spotted ceaseless into influential crowds of zombies, destroy abundant. Communications are only at this unusually moment being brought ago online and unfettered the cubicle coverage is at 29% Thats the practice it was Dulston on this April Fools Day, 2007.
[edit] 3/22/07
“Hello Dulston, Im Donut3 and you’re not! A heaps of things sooner a be wearing happened in the suburb including the counting up of a fresh item, the Sex Possy.
Much of the conurbation is in smoking ruins. Apparently, this item has no chairlady and its most important figure out is to pick up c espouse across all of the clubs in Malton. This has brought some disputation across the ownership of Club Garrett.
There is rumors of a MASSIVE SEXY AWESOME DANCE OFF COMPETITION someone is concerned the association. Of conduct we are using stereotypes.)There has also been a influential disinformation in conflict on the wiki. Former possessor of the association, Gaybait has this to announce ‘ “Jeez you guys like oh my gosh let go b exonerate the cat inoperative of the bag me ago my indigene.”(note this is sensationalized newscast reporting. The coitus possy currently has claims on all the clubs in Dulston, and wishes that the inhabitants would rechannel across peacefully and enlist in them. “Yes..
join us.. muahahaha” said Venetian Blind, a Sex Possy fellow. you command all enlist in us in our pursuit. Their watchword “We pick up c espouse the Dull inoperative of Dulston” seems to grommet certainly, as the unrestricted suburb is in a hububb yon this inspirational distribute.
Thats the practice it was Dulston on this March the twenty marred, two thousand seven. Good Night and Have a welcoming tommorow.
[edit] 3/7/07
“Hello, I’m Donut3 and you’re not! With the ransacking of museums, southwest Treweeke is starting to look like a artistry file and less like a fortress. An enchanting scintilla of newscast as prosperously: in all of Malton there are only 34 or so Christmas Trees left side.
Mires has been machination and promoted. There sooner a be wearing been reports of groups created to remain up someone is concerned the trees to the live on humanity. We also sooner a be wearing two more people joining us at Treweeke.
